i don't think anyone's as famous as miley cyrus (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dudski) wrote,@ 2008-06-07 18:33:00 |
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i left out the time i accidentally implied my teacher's wife had tourette's.
ANSWER: All of them were kind of true, but the four that happened a) as described and b) while I was in high school were:
1. Kicked myself in the face.
I greatly respect the time and effort that dancers, cheerleaders, ninjas, and other high-kicking folk put into their craft.
2. Accidentally stained my face blue.
In my defense, body paint sold in the Halloween aisle should wash off easily, right?
3. Was told - SINCERELY - "I know how to please an older woman" after turning down a date with a kid two years younger than me.
That's what happens when you take driver's ed late! Other gems from that conversation included "let me prove myself," "don't knock it 'til you've tried it," and "my friends are trying to make me have a threesome with this girl and another guy, but I'm not gay."
4. Inadvertently destroyed a giant puppet in Boston's New Year's Eve parade, which was televised.
Yeah, that's...exactly what it sounds like.
3 was the most-chosen option, but 1, 2, and 4 were the least chosen. Nobody got it all right, butblahblahologist, natacha92, and keep_touching came closest with three out of four. Nobody got it all wrong either, though!
And now, for the four decoys - everyone knows that the secret to kicking ass at Two Truths and a Lie is to come up with two truths and one lie that is just a switched detail away from being true:
1. Realized midway through one morning that I had worn two right sneakers to school.
They were actually both lefties. In my defense, I had two pairs of sneakers that were nearly identical.
2. Sat in a trash can that LOOKED like it just had a bunch of paper in it, but actually contained a cleverly-concealed cake; ended up with frosting butt.
Eighth grade! This was one of my less dignified moments.
3. Had my jaw dislocated by a flying copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
It was actually The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
4. Had my canoe overturned by a certain hefty science teacher on a class camping trip.
Seventh grade! My Pokemon camera was destroyed.
ANSWER: All of them were kind of true, but the four that happened a) as described and b) while I was in high school were:
1. Kicked myself in the face.
I greatly respect the time and effort that dancers, cheerleaders, ninjas, and other high-kicking folk put into their craft.
2. Accidentally stained my face blue.
In my defense, body paint sold in the Halloween aisle should wash off easily, right?
3. Was told - SINCERELY - "I know how to please an older woman" after turning down a date with a kid two years younger than me.
That's what happens when you take driver's ed late! Other gems from that conversation included "let me prove myself," "don't knock it 'til you've tried it," and "my friends are trying to make me have a threesome with this girl and another guy, but I'm not gay."
4. Inadvertently destroyed a giant puppet in Boston's New Year's Eve parade, which was televised.
Yeah, that's...exactly what it sounds like.
3 was the most-chosen option, but 1, 2, and 4 were the least chosen. Nobody got it all right, but
blahblahologist, natacha92, and keep_touching came closest with three out of four. Nobody got it all wrong either, though!And now, for the four decoys - everyone knows that the secret to kicking ass at Two Truths and a Lie is to come up with two truths and one lie that is just a switched detail away from being true:
1. Realized midway through one morning that I had worn two right sneakers to school.
They were actually both lefties. In my defense, I had two pairs of sneakers that were nearly identical.
2. Sat in a trash can that LOOKED like it just had a bunch of paper in it, but actually contained a cleverly-concealed cake; ended up with frosting butt.
Eighth grade! This was one of my less dignified moments.
3. Had my jaw dislocated by a flying copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
It was actually The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
4. Had my canoe overturned by a certain hefty science teacher on a class camping trip.
Seventh grade! My Pokemon camera was destroyed.
